"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."

Lily Tomlin

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are member of a weird religious cult."

Rita Rudner

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."

Edgar Watson Howe, (1853 - 1937)

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

Oscar Wilde, In the Life of Oscar Wilde, H. Pearson

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."

Albert Schweitzer (1875 - l965)

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."

Kim Hubbard (1868 -l930)