"Only two things are infinite ... the universe and human stupidity ... and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Be careful while reading health books. You might die of a misprint."

Mark Twain

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Woody Allen

"If I had my life to live again I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

Tallulah Bankhead

"If builders build buildings the way lawyers write laws, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization."

Anonymous